Open Post

[legacy_blade]

Which I guess none of us are surprised by.


Open Post for Zack Fair of Final Fantasy 7. Great for finishing up TFLN exchanges, throwing out plot ideas you want to explore, requesting PSLS, or just starting something. Drop a line and he'll be here before you know it.

Comments

[legacy_blade]

I'm guessing that's not true then.

[reno4prez]

maybe it is

maybe it aint

guess u just gotta find out

[legacy_blade]

You know, it's easier to talk to Rude sometimes.

[reno4prez]

wow

rude [...whatever that means in this case.]

so u wanna go out w him instead then or what

[legacy_blade]

What? No way. Dude's WAY too quiet for me.

[reno4prez]

soooo

u sayin u like some chatter

[legacy_blade]

I like talking to people, of course. You're not shocked by that.

[reno4prez]

thaaaats not what i meant but ok

u like talkin 2 me even??

[legacy_blade]

Of course I do. Even when you're being weird about stuff.

[reno4prez]

even when i say stupid offensive shit?

[legacy_blade]

I mean, I get annoyed for a bit. Feels like you're trying to get a rise out of me. I don't like that as much. But I'm supposed to be flexible and work with other people, right?

[reno4prez]

uh

ur askin the wrong person yo

i was tryna get a rise outta somethin 4 sure but

kinda didnt work out like i hoped

[legacy_blade]

I really don't get what you're saying but hey, you're putting in the world.

Clearly you wanna be friends. Which is awesome!

.........................Zack, honey. SOMETIMES.

[reno4prez]

ok wait WHAT

dial it back a hot sec bc wth just happened??

I'm fucking TRYING to apologize for the gay comment I made before okay? Also like are we friends now or are we going on a date or what because I'm actually havin a hard time keeping up w u and thats kinda sayin somethin coming from me.

DUDE GIVE BACKWATER DUDE SOME PATIENCE

[legacy_blade]

I mean, I'm glad you're apologizing! That's awesome. You'll talk to people better if you don't say stuff like that.

And we're friends, of course. Who are going on a friend date to the party?

oh my actual god Zack

[reno4prez]

[Reno has never in his life been closer to blocking someone out of sheer frustration. A+ Zack.]

a friend date

yeah

ok

whatever

[legacy_blade]

[Hey, Awesome skills should be respected.]

Yeah. I've taken Kunsel to things like this before. With less high level Execs. I know how to do this. Promise I won't make you look silly!

[reno4prez]

you know what?

fuck off, Fair

we're still goin to this damn party but before that happens why don't you call Kunsel and ask him to give you a fuckin clue

[He didn't block Zack, but he definitely did turn his phone off. He needed to blow some shit up.]

[legacy_blade]

Huh?

[And then two minutes later]

Reno?

[Another four minutes.]

RENOOOOOOOOOO. Man, I'm so going to have to come to the office and see what's up. Are you okay? Did you have a job to do?

[reno4prez]

[No answer. They didn't even figure out where to meet or what time, but so help him if Zack stands him up there will be hell to pay.

...after he blows a bunch of shit up.]

[legacy_blade]

[What? No, standing up seems impossible.

An hour later another message.]

Cissnei says I'm an idiot.

[reno4prez]

[Uh, yeah, still ignoring you, Zack. But if he wasn't, he'd probably say how Cissnei should also explain how you're gonna have to give up the texting and go find Reno at the weapons test site, where he is for sure in the process of blowing up objects with your face scrawled on them. 'Ciss is smart like that, so she'd know.]

[legacy_blade]

[Yeah, she would. But poor Zack, he doesn't ask, and he doesn't at all get what is going on. Which means he tries ANOTHER person, just to figure it out. And Tseng confirms that Reno isn't out on a mission. And Dammit what does he do with that?

THis is so stupid. It takes ANOTHER message, finally to Cissnei, to figure it out.

Which means it takes HOURS for him to show up.]

Reno? You in here? If not I'm going to be REALLY annoyed. I feel like everyone's been running me around for the whole night!

[reno4prez]

[Zack's answer is an explosion, though sadly it's on a smaller scale than Reno would have preferred and not at all the kind of massive shockwave he'd like to have caused without warning, so that maybe Zack would fall on his stupid SOLDIER ass.

...but he isn't sulky or anything.]

[legacy_blade]

[Yeah he doesn't fall. Sorry.]

Uh, Reno? Careful. I'm over here.